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"When I was a baby, how did I drink milk?" I told him he drank it from my boobies. He looked at me incredulously, and I informed him that's what boobies are for. "Oh. So now you don't need them anymore?" No...no, I guess I don't. "It's too bad I don't have a brother or sister." I guess you could say that. "You just wanted one kid? You didn't have another cause you were afraid they might annoy me?"

hahahahaha This kid, man. This kid.

Lol. That's hilarious.

Lol. That's hilarious.
  • By MamaCaboose at 12/13/2008 - 8:25am
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Lol, thats cute! E always

Lol, thats cute! E always says he wants a baby sister, and then once he saw me taking my b/c pill and he asked what it was and I told him that it's medicine for women to take so they don't have a baby. And he was like, but I wanted a baby sister! And I was like, one kid is enough for me to handle. ha ha And then he told my mom and some of her friends that he wanted a baby sister but he can't because I take medicine because he is too much of a handful or something, lol! Not exactly!
  • By SkyKid45 at 12/14/2008 - 2:06pm
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those are both really cute

those are both really cute stories!
  • By adcaela at 12/14/2008 - 8:20pm
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Matthew told everyone last

Matthew told everyone last christmas that mommy can't have any more babies because daddy had an operation to stop his SPEEEERM. Then he told my bisexual sister (who only has "bring-them-home-to-meet-mom" relationships with women, and he knows this as all he's ever met is her ex girlfriend) that she didn't have a baby in her stomach because no boys will give her any sperm.
  • By mamamayhem at 12/15/2008 - 3:23pm
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