Tonight, as I was walking toward the bus stop on my way home from work, I took my time. I work in a pretty popular area of Philly, South Street, an artsy, indie shop district where you can find pretty much anything you want at a decent price. And for the most part, big corps aren't part of the mix, which is nice.

I walked past a store called Condom Kingdom. I'm not in a hurry, I just cashed my paycheck, why not? I've been needing a new vibe anyway. Perusing the selection, I discovered something. The "luxury vibes" are being duplicated by generics...and dropping in price. For a mere 30 dollars, I purchased something akin to the Rabbit Habit (75 at this shop, higher at other places I've seen it). It's called a Jungle Jiggler, and it's got a hummingbird on top.

And here, I'm going to try to weigh my words carefully. Oh. My. God. I don't usually use penetration in my self love, I usually opt for the cheap egg vibes, or even if I get a penile-shaped object, I just use it on my clitoris. Vibrating penetration holds no interest for me. However, I break the cheapies very quickly, and I wanted to try something a little different. And girls, THIS was NOT vibrating penetration. THIS was beyond all comprehension. THIS is amazing!! It spins inside you while those wonderful pearls spin outside and the bird...oh lordy.

It's definitely worth the thirty bucks. Hell, it's worth the whole damn 75, I just never knew because I can't bring myself to drop that kind of cash. Instead of just one orgasm, which is usually all I bother with using an egg, I had...I don't even know how many, at least three, in the same amount of time! I might have to trade in my boyfriend if this one ever breaks down...